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28/6 Mystical Shit

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Xanaduum
Jun 28, 2023
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Darting swallows skip and bop as the first hatchlings take to the wing and the first downpour in weeks brings out the bugs right on time for the swallows to eat! It’s like some kind of…ecology or something…

Meanwhile madness reigns supreme in the human world! Oh, the manoeuvres of these Grand Old Dukes of Derangement as they struggle with the calamitous decline of testosterone! Can’t they just stop thrashing around on the world stage and do a Substack memoir like the rest of us, for fuck’s sake?

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