15/12 POISON PEACH script
On the 2nd day of Xmas… my true love blah blah… Two Gentlemen of Verona…
CANCEL PEACHES
They’re soft and they’re fuzzy, wrapped in blushing skin, and fine downy hair, and you know if they were able to think at all, they’d be thinking EVERYTHING’S YOUR FAULT!
Well, I’ve got a whole 106 oz can of Del Monte Sliced Peaches right here on the desk and I’m going …