HOUSEKEEPING
As someone barely coming to terms with the invention of the electric toothbrush, it's hard to think of anyone less qualified and less inclined than I am to extol the virtues of new online tech. I don't even own a cellphone!
Nevertheless, as part of my solemn duties in the role of Jack Torrance-style caretaker here at Xanaduum, it falls to me to wax enthusiastic about something I barely understand! With that in mind, I'd like to draw your attentionssss to the new reader app for iOS our hosts at SUBSTACK have lately launched to help expand our reach and bring the full Xanaduum experience to all your devices - hearing aids, HDC tags, washing machines, the aforementioned quantum or 'cosmic' toothbrushes, dental fillings and glass eyes - but most likely pocket telephones such as have become almost ubiquitous in these most up-to-date of times!
If you suffer at all from painful uncertainty and need any assistance to come to what might be the most important decision you make all minute, feel free to check us out here and download immediately with your existing details!
With the app, you’ll have a dedicated Inbox for my Substack and any others you subscribe to. New posts will never get lost in your email filters, or stuck in spam. Longer posts will never cut-off by your email app. Comments and rich media will all work seamlessly. Overall, it’s a big upgrade to the reading experience.
The Substack app is currently available for iOS. If you don’t have an Apple device, you can join the Android waitlist.
Now you can also catch up on the latest from Xanaduum - as well as fellow newsletter travelers like the brilliant 3W3M and Tiny Onion - even when you're trapped at the bottom of a disused well miles from nowhere, or inadvertently locked in your panic room with nothing to eat but your own hair!
That's how much we loves ya, pilgrim!
And if you've just taken a wrong turn down a dark path and found us since the app launch, welcome, welcome, three times welcome to Xanaduum - you're just in time for the tragic tale of Australia's once-thriving superhero community - 'Old Fox Dreaming ' starts tomorrow...
See you then! In the meantime, our thoughts are with the beleaguered people of Ukraine.
Sic semper tyrannis.